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  alleged "Greatest Prank Call Ever"

  by knock knock in

  1. social
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  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5z4vs26-ti .

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  probably not real but a very funny premise.

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  knock knock

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5z4Vs26-TI
  
  Probably not real but a VERY funny premise.
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  Something fishy re: Bhutto attack..

  by avishai in

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  2. current

  i think somethings fishy.

  they're now saying that she died as a result from falling and hitting the roof of the car.

  now, i saw pics taken a few seconds before the attack, and she was sticking out 3 feet tops.

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  HOW MANY BEETLES WERE THERE ON NOAH'S ARK?

  by badboy in

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  any ideas?.

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  No Beetles but there was one Stone. There was also one Door on board.
  
  Now aren't you sorry you asked?
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  Another email I got. warning gag alert

  by loosie in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  i guess they think that this illustration will make people pioneer.. .

  some brothers wonder, why should i pioneer?

  they reason, jehovah is merciful, and there will be many who are not pioneers that will make it into the paradise.. .

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  Rutherford said he had "made an ass of himself" so it is up to all witnesses to follow his example. Is that the correct moral?
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  WTS TRYING TO GET MONEY FROM THE HOLOCAUST!!!

  by whereami in

  1. watchtower
  2. scandals

  read this on another site.. application for holocaust funds.. .

  http://www.swissbankclaims.com/pdfs_eng/...rbible.pdf.

  united states district court for the eastern district of.

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  knock knock

  In some cases, the SS-run camps could, in themselves, be considered commercial enterprises that benefited from slave labor. Because the Witnesses had been in the camp system for long periods of time, they sometimes worked for the camp administration, but without due compensation, of course.

  Sounds just a tad bit like Bethel to me.
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  Why does my cat drool saliva when he purrs?

  by Fisherman in

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  i have a cat that cannot stop purring when he is with me, when i carry him or put him on my lap he drools saliva all over me.

  he cannot stay still on my lap.

  he moves all the time and demands to be petted all of the time again and again.. this is the only cat that i have ever owned.

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  knock knock

  I've had one cat that drooled. He drooled all the time. He'd sit on a table and drool till the drool touched the ground. I have the video somewhere to prove it. He lived to be about 12 or 13. He ate plenty of natural meat that he himself caught - but did not properly bleed. It's not often you'll run into a cat named Slobbers but I had one and he lived up to the name.
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  Possible scene for book. Opinions needed: DEATH OF PASTOR RUSSELL

  by Terry in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  pastor russell lay dying.. outside the sleeper car pampas, texas flatland spun by like a charabanc ride.. fits of shivering and cramps wrenched his gut throughout the long night.

  the cup of hot tea at bedtime had soothed and left him drowsy.

  later, cramps took hold and wrung him out.. his spectacles lay carefully folded beside his bible like a dead spider.

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  Very good. I started reading the second helping and just thought it was like a twilight zone episode and he was having a second dream. Similar to Groundhog Day also I suppose.
  
  I also remember reading about Russell being dressed in a toga to die. I don't remember where though.
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  What are you going to do when you get to heaven? Ever ask a gb member?

  by Fisherman in

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  2. friends

  remmeber that was a question that one would pose to a bs or to some one that said he belived in going to heaven?

  as if the gb or this generation knows what they will do in heaven.

  funny, i never read bout what any individual gb or annointed that knows hwat he or she is gonna do in heaven.

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  knock knock

  I believe their concept is that they co-rule over the earth for the time needed to perfect humans, i.e. 1000 years. Then BOOM, as Madden would say, they are no longer needed in that role and are just like any other angel. Imagine that, Russel and Rutherford as angels! HA! And don't forget Fred Franz and that Woodsworth character. So it is 1000 years + years to A until the GB is ousted from power. That gives them plenty of time to come up with new strategies to remain in power.
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  My apologies to OUTLAW

  by onacruse in

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  2. friends

  on a recent thread, i made a bit of fun about outlaw having to eat penguin morning, noon, and night.. as is the way of things, his almost unbelievably super-nasty p/m back to me made me do some research, and lo and behold, i found a plethora of penguin recipes suitable to all but the most sensitive of palates:.

  penguin fricassee.

  penguin & chips.

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  I didn't see Chicken Fried Penguin nor Sweet & Sour Penguin on the list. Now that'd be some good eatin'.
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  *FLUFF ALERT* Wild Beast picture in Rev Book. Is it LMAO?

  by Open mind in

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  ok here's a scholarly review of this week's book study lesson in the revelation climax book.. the wild beast leaping out of the sea on page 189.. about 6 out of 10 of the heads look like they are laughing hysterically.

  open mind.

  if anybody's able to post the picture that would be great..

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  knock knock

  LOL they are LOL! I love it. Where can I buy one of the stuffed mini multi-headed beasts? They're so cute when they're laughing!